Friday, December 25, 2009
ICONIC IMAGES ACTORS AND ACTRESSES
But you know who I'm in Love with? Who I'm excited about? Really hyped for? Oh yeah, Zoe Saldana.( Avatar (2009) .... Neytiri ... aka Avatar: An IMAX 3D Experience (USA: IMAX version) ... aka James Cameron's Avatar (International: English title: promotional title) , The Skeptic (2009) .... Cassie , Star Trek (2009) .... Uhura ) This is the hottest actress in Hollywood right now. She will have 4 movies out in 2010 and she's signed on For the Star Trek Sequel in 2011. A-Ma-Zing!
Oh how I love her!
...TheGift
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Thursday, December 24, 2009
ICONIC IMAGES OF 09'!
I'll only Comment on a couple Images.
KANYE VS TAILOR SWIFT
This was an even that ROCKED America just because it was SOOOOO RUDE! Come on Kanye! Why you sitting on this poor lil white girls dreams? Yeah we all know Kanye thinks he's an activist for Black People, But DAMN was all that really necessary? But I already Knew He was a douche so I wasn't surprised......
BLUEPRINT 3 ALBM COVER
All the Jay-Z fans was like WTF Jay?
When you first look at it it looks like visual vomitm But it kinda grows on you don't it?
Chris Brown Graffitti
Not as Iconic as it should have been cuz the stores REFUSE to shelve it. Sigh* just goes to show.....something.....
More to come! Next up, ACTORS AND ACTRESSES!
...TheGift
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Fads And Phrases of 09'!
I done pissed off half my Facebook friends today and I'm low key alright about it.lol
I LOVE most of the phrases of this year but there aren't any Fads I really liked. But thtas not anything special cuz I DONT LIKE FADS! Hahahah! Anyway here's my Final List Of Top Fads and Phrases and Some Pics I made of em. ENJOY!
1.Whea dey do dat at?
2. We off That
3. BAOW!
4.NO HOMO
5. I'm bout ta go HAM
6. "Chris Browned"
7.I'm Goin IN
(Fads in No order of annoyance)
1. Skinny Jeans
2. Ga Ga
3.Dammit....I'm outta Fads!
Haha! Post some!
...TheGift
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Wednesday, December 23, 2009
EFFIN SKINNY JEANS: The Fashion "Desaster" of 09'
WHATDAFUXUP WITH SKINNY JEANS?
My Favorite Skinny Jeans quote EVER-
"Skinny Jeans are a Fashion DISASTER.They look HISEOUS on Girls and Atrocious on GUYS. They come in 577 different color variations yet they match absolutely NOTHING! They feel like Denim Underwear, Can you imagine?"___Aaron Maurice Goolsby of
www.youtube.com/AARONGOOLSBYTV
( Here's the Video its from. ITS Hilarious! Go watch! http://m.youtube.com/watch?v=Wwoef-eWnqI&is_adult=True&hl=en&gl=CA&warned=True&client=mv-google )
I've got a few questions though:
1. Who decided to resurrect these damn things from the 80's? What A$$hole was looking at his parents old clothes box and went "Oh yeah, These pants are ugly and uncomfortable, I think I'll start making them again!"
2. WHO SAID MEN COULD WEAR THEM!??????
YALL LOOK STUPID! Grow up and stop following every new fad that comes out! Dummy! What "Real" woman is gonna want a feminine man? Or are the lines blurred that badly that they stopped caring?
I know I've got Male friends who are into these things but here's question number three for my dudes.
3. WHERE ARE YOUR GOLF BALLS?
Damn! Don't yo Balls hurt? Let em Breathe! Please! Your future children demand it!
4. IF YOU SAG YOUR SKINNY JEANS YOU ARE STUPIDx2. IDIOT SQUARED
The point of the pants is that they fit. If you sag em not only AARRRRFGGGGHHHHHHHhddtgdghejuhyjerydetged I can't even finish that one!
I'm still angry about this. Might be a video.
My solution? BURN EVERY PAIR OF THESE ATTROCIOUS PANTS YOU OWN!
I leave you with this quote
"hello! skinnyjeans® - Web Site of the Official Skinny Jeans!Hello SkinnyJeans are made from ultra comfortable girdle fabric that slims the thighs and lifts and shapes the buttocks. You will look 15 pounds thinner"----The official Website.
Yeah, Real Manly
....TheGift
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Fads and Phrases of 09' Continued....
Let's talk Gaga. Lady Gaga That is. Why is she a fad and not filed under music? CUZ SHES TEMPORARY! (I hope)
Nah, how did she go from Poker face(Song about Cunningulus) to Poke HER Face(Cudi,Common and Kanye, On Cunningulus)
To Just dance to Videophone......Its not that Hate Gaga per se, I'm just Tired of her! She's EVERYWHERE! Maybe I'll get over my Gaga Overload. In the meantimen here is a funny Gaga Parody!.....TheGift
http://m.youtube.com/watch?v=LWxTGJ3TK1U&is_adult=True&hl=en&gl=CA&warned=True&client=mv-google
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Fads And Phrases continued......
Let's talk Gaga. Lady Gaga That is. Why is she a fad and not filed under music? CUZ SHES TEMPORARY! (I hope)
Nah, how did she go from Poker face(Song about Cunningulus) to Poke HER Face(Cudi,Common and Kanye, On Cunningulus)
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Tuesday, December 22, 2009
CATCH PHRASES AND FADS OF 09'!
-PHRASES AND FADS OF 09'!-
This one is a public opinions polle as well as a Personal rant. Here is What's Facebook Had to say......
-Yoehzer Ben Yeeftahk-
(That's Me)
Today on the Panorantic View we will be discussing FADS AND PHRASES OF 09'! WHEA DEY DO DAT AT? What was your favorite?....TheGift 2 hours ago - via Facebook for BlackBerry
-Morgan-Leanne House- (That's my Sister)
at 2:41pm
Lady Gaga...the biggest fad of 09..so big in fact, that's its carrying over to 2010. lol
-Yoehzer Ben Yeeftahk-
at 2:43pm
So true. I can't stand dat jone though.lol. At least her fashion sense didn't become popular though. That would have been REALLY scary.
-Joshua Southwaяd-
at 2:43pm
I didnt have a favorite but i hated "Stupid Fruity Swag" that ish sounds gay.
-Yoehzer Ben Yeeftahk-
at 2:45pm
Ew. That does sound Gay as hell!I think Gucci Mane was another fad of 09'. I HATE "Burrr".lol
-Joshua Southwaяd-
at 2:47pm
Yeah "burr" does sound stupid. Id be like dang niqqua you cold or some ish.
-Michael MoneyMike- Ojeda at 2:50pm
Burrr, Stupid fruity & futuristic....swagg been out 4 a min
-Yoehzer Ben Yeeftahk -at 2:53pm
Yeah they Been on "Swagg" Since Early 08'. Its amazing how long niggas can keep stupid sh*t alive!
-Joshua Southwaяd-
at 2:56pm
aint that the truth.
-Morgan-Leanne House -at 2:56pmi
cant be mad...lady gaga's lyrics are pretty decent. BUT as for swag...i'm mad that a perfectly good word "Swagger" has been completely redefined. and shortened. it aint even like "bad" means "good" cool..lol
Yoehzer Ben Yeeftahk at 3:01pmHahaha! Yeah, I used to have Swagger back when it was confidence and style. Oh well. I still got "Suave" and "Debonaire" so I'm good.
Morgan-Leanne House at 3:03pmdude. remember when swagger was the drunk sailor's walk? lmao!!
Yoehzer Ben Yeeftahk at 3:04pm
Oh yeah! @Morgan: I forgot..... *BAOW*
-Tina C. Oñate-Jofré- at 3:22pmYou've just been "Chris Browned"!!
Yoehzer Ben Yeeftahk at 3:28pmAW SNAP I forgot about that one! I saw a T-shirt that said "I'll Chris Brown a B*tch"! I gotta have one of them!
Hahaha! Ay Yall weigh in!
What was your favorite?
Comment! Rate! Holla!
....TheGift
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Monday, December 21, 2009
Stimulus Shpindulus!
On January 28th 2009, Just 8 days after our new El Presidente was crowned King of the Free world, The "American Recovery and Reinvestment Act of 2009" or "ARRA" (official acronym) passed through the House of representatives. On Feb. 17th Our President Passed it into law, Immediately putting him ahead of the Bush administration for finding and implementing Solutions for America's Failing Economy.
Even though The Crash of the Housing Market and The official *STAMP* of recession was mainly in 2008, Obama Inherited the Mess and the Fallout from the sluggish actions and foolish decisions of the Bush Administration.
The ARRA or as it would become popularly known as "The Stimulus Package" is a 787 Billion dollar effort, Championed by Barack Obama. Has it helped the economy? Possibly. I think that it did more to soothe the fears of the American public than anything. And That it did, since Many many Americans received a check directly in their mailbox because of it.
Did you get a Check? What did you spend it on?
NEXT POST! OBAMA AND THE NOBEL COMMITEE! Peace Prize? Whea dey do dat at?
....TheGift
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The BLOG BOMB: 2009 Year In/End Review Day #1
We're gonna rant about EVERYTHING 09' from Obama to Tiger Woods(I knew you guys were waiting for it. I've got a DOOZY for that one) Movies and Music, Celebrities and Moguls I will attempt to cover 355 days and counting and I'm gonna put that personal Touch on it That sets me apart from the rest.
So Let's start st the Beginning Shall we?
January 20th 2009 Marked The Largest Gathering of People at our Nations Capitol since The Million Man March. The Date Marked One of the Most recorded,Written about,Blogged about,Talked About Historic Events in The entire Canon of American History. Barack Obama officially Became the 44th President of The United States of America. It was a proud moment for the world.
I don't Have to rehash the sentimental feelings of a people "Upl From Slavery. (You can go ask ya Grandma For all that) Because If you don't feel it too, why are you reading my blog? Anyway
Barack Obama Marked this year at its beginning as a year of Change. Of Growth and Development. Has it Been? Leave me a comment or an E-mail. Or Just wait for the Next Post!
This is the beginning of Day #1! Stay tuned!
.....TheGift
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Sunday, December 20, 2009
The Mobile Blogger steps it up a notch!
So as I step my game up into the 21st Century I have come to appreciate Technology more and more. I was looking for a way to upgrade my blog but still remain Mobile (I blog from my BlackBerry Curve) And I found it! I can just E-mail my Blogposts in from now on! Isn't that awesome?
So here is my test run of this new feature. If you guys have notticed there has been a lack of pictures in my Posts up till now but now I can do that too. Hence these pics:
Yep I let the Fro Go! Its close to 2010 and I'm making Changes everywhere. Changing my Image, My lifestyle, My company and yes, The Blog.
Tomorrow starts the The Year end/in Review! So get ready for some classic ranting!....TheGift
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Tuesday, December 15, 2009
Im in it for the Glory. But at least Im in it.
So the peple in my head were in conference again recently and they postipulated that I may just be in it for the glory. This whole bieng a Hebrew Israelite thing appeals to my dramatic Grandeur side.
To be the last of a dying breed on a mission to save the world. On some old Matrix type shit. I can just hear the movie announcer Guy now......
"IN A WORLD THAT HAS GONE TERRIBLY WRONG......AT HE END OF SOCIETY AS WE KNOW IT......ONE MAN DARED TO BECOME A SOLDIER......FOR GOD!" Que the symphony and the music. And put in a picture of The White House Exploding. EPIC.
Someone told me recently That they think I live in a fantasy world. And I admit, I kind of do. But my philosophy is that we need people who can think in Fantasy terms to create the new world. We need people who don't believe in rules or limitations. Because if you leave it up to those who are grounded in "reality" then wekll live in the same shitty world forever! And it'll get worse!
So what if I'm in it for the glory? I think I've got a good balance. I can be humble and Arrogant. Brash and Loud as well as Quiet and softspoken. So what if I don't believe I can be hurt. So what If I think I'm invincible?
I AM THE GIFT!
Its supposed to be that way.