What makes me so Special? Mr. Durden would not approve::::

Tyler Durden Says

" You are not speacial! You are not a beautiful and unique Snowflake!"

and I like Tyler Durden I really do but I dont buy this bullshit. Not for me. I am special. I am not a Unique Snowflake I am the snowball that started the Avalanche. Ive been special my whole life. I have always had special gifts. I have always had purpose. In an age where all my peers were born haphazardly as a mere byproduct of sexual intercourse, I was brought here to earth on a mission. And I damn well aim to completet that mission.

Let me pause in this ranting a little moment to give you a little perspective. Firstly, my favorite cult classic next to the Matrix just marked its Tenth year anniversary. Thats right. Fight Club.

With some of the best lines in Cinema history. THE FIRST RULE OF FIGHT CLUB IS, WE DO NOT TALK ABOUT FIGHT CLUB!

I had somewhat of a religious experience when I first saw this movie but I'll save that for a later blog post.

Secondly, I was lost but now I am found. I'm always losing myself and this time I was gone for a long time but now I'm angry. Cuz I (again) found out who my worst enemy is. My own damn self. and Imma fight this bastrad tooth and nail till I get what it is that I want. back to my rant.

::Tyler Durden would not approve. and heres why. He would not approve because truthfully, I am Tyler Durden. I am an Urban messiah and a legend in the making and no matter what happens, in the end my name will ring forever. Just like his. The reason he would not approve is because I am organizing my own revolution. Not just joining one. I am adding to a cause even greater than his. I am opening eyes to a bigger picture. A larger reality is unfolding.

Tyler said " If our Fathers were our Models for God then what does that say about us?" In his case this means that he is "God unwanted child". But My fathe/God wants me so this is where we differ Mr. Durden.

I will shine. I will be the truth. Like Jet Li said at the end of his movie.....

I will be the ONE.

Ring Tones are that Nu Nu I guess

RIng Tones have quickly become the newest market for distributing Singles in America! Its crazy. they now have awards for these things that mirror Gold and Platinum records now you can have Gold and Platinum RINTONE SALES! Wow, how quickly the cell phone has become an inticate irremovable part of the worlds culture. Just 10 years ago nobody had one. Now youre a Pirriah if you DONT have one. funny how things change huh?

But I aint come here to rant about that. I came here to rant about a phenomenon that I only started noticing when I came to Lagrange GA. Here where the culture/color line is so close that it Blurs. This happens all the time:

I'm in the library minding my own business when all of a sudden I hear this

" ITS YA BOY PLIES! HAA HAAAAAAAAAAAA....."

as I search for the rude and disrespectful owner of this Un-silenced cell phone who has the NERVE to accept a call INSIDE of the library, I spy out the culprit. Prepared to cut this Nigga this Illest Nigga look in history, I open my mout in surprise as I find...... a white lady. pretty old and wrinkly looking. at least 50 years of age. and Obviously a heavy smoker.

I am shocked. but this isnt the only time this has happened. As a matter of fact EVERY time I hear a ringtone in public it seems to be a culture shock for me. White fols bumbing Soulja Boy and T.I. Hell on that note, My own ring tone is a Rock song! so I guess I'm not really complaining. I'm just saying this ish is pretty bizarre.

The last time I caught the Greyhound to Atlanta there was a car full of people waiting on the bus to arrive. all of em White and they start to blasting "Live Ya Life" By T.I. and they was ROOOCKIN like hands in the air dont give a fuck I love this song kinda vibe. It was just wierd I tell ya.

Oh well , as long as were gonna be crossing cultures I guess I shouldnt be mad that White Folks wann be cool like us, or that Black Folks wanna be cool like them

.....TheGift

MY BIKE!

So I know I know, The Panorantic View has been missing its ranter but I do believe its time to rant once again.

Have you ever been so angry that youre calm? So frustrated that it makes you weak? Angry enough to take up arms and destroy those who caused you such pain? Wish you had a baseball bat? Yeah, me too.

So, some D*** stole my Bike yesterday. yes I said "Bike". Yes I am one of those Biker people who goes everywhere on 2 wheels. Feel free to joke about how I need a car, but remember this, I AM MORE FIT THAN YOU ARE! Boom.

Anyway, some young Jack off stole my trusty steed. I'm PISSED! luckily though, Niggas are stupid and I fully expect to revover my ride before the weeks is out. I went to fill out a police report and the lady coop said "Why didnt you come sooner?" I wanted to say "CUZ I FUCKIIN HATE COPS!" but I kept my damn mouth shut, this time.

On a side note,

Do you know these KEYED UP City of Lagrange Police have stopped me THREE DAMN TIMES on a Bycicle? ON A BYCICLE? What kind of Cop in atlanta would EVER stop a man on a damn Bycicle? and every time these Fuckiing Idiots had the nerve to ask me for my DRIVERS License.... Uhhhhh... "Heres your sign"... BITCH YOU DONT SEE ME RIDING ON THIS BIKE? WHY THE FUCK WOULD I HAVE A GOTDAMN LICENSE TO DRIVE?

These boys out here be too keyed up. I'm hopong they use all that extra energy to find my bycicle before I do, cuz like I said, Niggas is stupid. I know three things,

1) The Thief doesnt live far from the scene f the crime.(Cuz Niggas dont like walking too far)

2) The Thief WILL return to the scene of the crime( Cuz Niggas is slow)

3) I WILLL whoop that Niggas ass when I see him.

I have dealt with bieng under estimated my whole life and very rarely have I had to rise to the occasion to prove that I am not to be toyed with cuz people normally leave me alone.
But this time....

I'll let yall know how it goes....TheGift