Now let's chit chat for a second. I'm still not all the way back to my angry self yet but I have had a little bit of a topic to stoke the fires of Hell within me.
Let's Talk Michael Vick.
My first introduction to Michael Vick was when my father(who seldom watches football, like myself) told me that he had heard what the streets of Atlanta were whispering. "Michael Vick is The Truth". Naturally as a seeker of The Truth, I was interested.
What followed was one of my only forays into the sports scene, as I followed one mans career and he got me of all people excited about Football. I like the rest of My city was in love, with the Greatest Quaterback we had seen in years, Number 7, Michael (Fucking) Vick
Then it all came crashing down. We called Vick stupid, we said he had ruined his career, But we couldn't anticipate it to go this far! 23 MONTHS FOR DOG FIGHTING???? What The sam FUCK is that about???
Somebody get me the math! How many people do that much time for dog fighting? Insanity! Anyway, when our hero is finally let out after serving 18 career crushing months of time, he is still getting shitted on in the media.
They say he shouldn't be allowed to play. They say he hasn't shown remorse. Some dumb bitch said he should donate half his salary to animal shelters! Sit down Stupid!
How many cock fighting rings you bust down recently? Better yet, how much of your chinese food has doggie bits in it?
Then Some dumb heffier, The one talking all this shit, Went and let HER DOG SUFFOCATE AND DIE OF HEAT EXHAUSTION IN HER CAR!!! WTF???
Robin Starr is the head of the Richmond SPCA and her dog died in her car. They asked for her resignation. RESIGNATION? SEND THE BITCH TO JAIL! Let her do 18 months! Then when she gets out, tell her dumb ass to devote half of what she's earning TO MICHAEL FUCKING VICK!
Ohhhhh I'm pissed!
And I just found out today, that ARTHUR BLANK owner of The Falcons, was on SAFARI when he got the news about Vick's Indightment! He don't give a shit about animals! He was shooting at em! Dumb bastard!
Anyways, I think Vick loves animals. He played faithfully for the Falcons and now he's playing for the Eagles. Both members of the animal Kingdom. I aint never rooted for the Eagles a day in my life but I'm rooting for Michael Fucking Vick. And If you wanna get mad at me because I support a black man who got crucified for no reason, you might as well get mad at every christian on the planet suckas!
...TheGift
Thursday, August 27, 2009
Monday, August 24, 2009
Drake says "Take That D!"
Delayed Rant# 1. Broken PeePee
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So the premise for this rant happened a couple weeks ago. Lets see if I can get the anger back.
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So some of you may have seen Drake's debut single's Music video, "Best I ever had".
Some of you may already know how I feel about the Music video in question and these feelings invole plenty breast jokes. Lemme rewrite the song real quick:
"Shawty you got everythang, Up top is all I ever wanted//
Yo titties is real big, and yo tight ass shirt can flaunt it//"
___Drake "Breast I ever had."
That about sums it up, However there was one line that had me ROLLINg!
During half time at this basketball game, Coach Draketells the team to
"Take that D! You take that D like the champions you are!"
Really Drake? A transparent sex reference with no sound track? Too funny!
Which brings me to why I'm ticked. After reading a Facebook status and doing a lil
Google research I have rewritten that classic line as well:
"Break that D! You break that D like the champions you are!"
Yes. The D can Break.
Apparently there is a horrible medical affliction of the phallus known as "Broken Penis" Syndrome where The Dick can just.. Break! Just like that! snap! Broken Dick. WHAAAAAAATTTT????
WTF man?
I looked it up! Apparently over 1,000 american men suffer from Broken Dick every year! Who knew it could break??? Shouldn't there be an owners manual? Nobody ever told me Id have to
Worry about it breaking! This is just another reason to be celibate.
I was already worried about several things. Getting kicked in the nads, somegirl who doesnt know the meaning "giving a (gentle)helping hand", Chicks who bite, STD's and other random stuff but now it can break? I do NOT appreciate this crap!
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Dammit I lost the thread of this rant! you get the point right? This that Bullshit!
Ok Imma go and see what else the world holds in store for the angry Broken Poet.
\||/Watchables:Sister Sister(Throoooooowwwwbaaaack!)
\||/Readables: 7 Habits of Highly effective people
\||/Doables:Go to The Park! Leave suggestions! Holla!
...TheGift
******************************************
So the premise for this rant happened a couple weeks ago. Lets see if I can get the anger back.
******************************************
So some of you may have seen Drake's debut single's Music video, "Best I ever had".
Some of you may already know how I feel about the Music video in question and these feelings invole plenty breast jokes. Lemme rewrite the song real quick:
"Shawty you got everythang, Up top is all I ever wanted//
Yo titties is real big, and yo tight ass shirt can flaunt it//"
___Drake "Breast I ever had."
That about sums it up, However there was one line that had me ROLLINg!
During half time at this basketball game, Coach Draketells the team to
"Take that D! You take that D like the champions you are!"
Really Drake? A transparent sex reference with no sound track? Too funny!
Which brings me to why I'm ticked. After reading a Facebook status and doing a lil
Google research I have rewritten that classic line as well:
"Break that D! You break that D like the champions you are!"
Yes. The D can Break.
Apparently there is a horrible medical affliction of the phallus known as "Broken Penis" Syndrome where The Dick can just.. Break! Just like that! snap! Broken Dick. WHAAAAAAATTTT????
WTF man?
I looked it up! Apparently over 1,000 american men suffer from Broken Dick every year! Who knew it could break??? Shouldn't there be an owners manual? Nobody ever told me Id have to
Worry about it breaking! This is just another reason to be celibate.
I was already worried about several things. Getting kicked in the nads, somegirl who doesnt know the meaning "giving a (gentle)helping hand", Chicks who bite, STD's and other random stuff but now it can break? I do NOT appreciate this crap!
*********************************************************************
Dammit I lost the thread of this rant! you get the point right? This that Bullshit!
Ok Imma go and see what else the world holds in store for the angry Broken Poet.
\||/Watchables:Sister Sister(Throoooooowwwwbaaaack!)
\||/Readables: 7 Habits of Highly effective people
\||/Doables:Go to The Park! Leave suggestions! Holla!
...TheGift
Extra Extra! Read all about it! TheGift loses his Moxy!
So I had a plan for this blog. The PanoRANTic View was supposed to be big!
It still might be. So if this were a TV show this would be the synopsis:
" In todays society, everything that can go wrong has gone wrong. Recessions, Old Presidents,New Presidents,(Even Old Old Presidents), Social changes, and the state of civilization has been in an uproar and people are Pissed. Everything is changing and the things that should stay the same or get better are progressively getting worse. these are the view points of one man. Angry at the world. Watch Him go APE SHIT!"
Ok ok, crappy synopsis, but you get the point right? I'm shitty! Pissed and not afraid to admit it. And I got some friends who are shitty too! So I want to talk about my problems the best way I know how. YELLING LIKE A FRIGGIN MANIAC!
Admitadly not the greatest idea, or the most original but it works for me.
However, lately, I havent been writing. I havent been writing cuz I havent been angry. Or sad. or happy. Or in love or jealous or anything.
See, I'm one of those psycho's who cuts off his emotional cantact from time to time because I cant deal with all these fucking "feeeeeeelings". And I found out the other day that you need "feeeeelings" to be a good writer! That's news to me!
So this is a test run. like a test pilot, pilot episode. Just to see if I got it in me.
I never realized how much my emotions defined me before. As a performer, most of my stage presence comes from anger which explains why I bombed at Java Monkey a couple weeks ago. I dont care what anybody says, I did not do well at that show!
So I am now on a mission to get my feelings back.
Maybe if you give my pilot,pilot a bad review I'll be pissed enough to write a real rant ? Try it out and see. You might help me catapault back to my old mean and viscious self again. Maybe then I'll be happy.
....TheGift
It still might be. So if this were a TV show this would be the synopsis:
" In todays society, everything that can go wrong has gone wrong. Recessions, Old Presidents,New Presidents,(Even Old Old Presidents), Social changes, and the state of civilization has been in an uproar and people are Pissed. Everything is changing and the things that should stay the same or get better are progressively getting worse. these are the view points of one man. Angry at the world. Watch Him go APE SHIT!"
Ok ok, crappy synopsis, but you get the point right? I'm shitty! Pissed and not afraid to admit it. And I got some friends who are shitty too! So I want to talk about my problems the best way I know how. YELLING LIKE A FRIGGIN MANIAC!
Admitadly not the greatest idea, or the most original but it works for me.
However, lately, I havent been writing. I havent been writing cuz I havent been angry. Or sad. or happy. Or in love or jealous or anything.
See, I'm one of those psycho's who cuts off his emotional cantact from time to time because I cant deal with all these fucking "feeeeeeelings". And I found out the other day that you need "feeeeelings" to be a good writer! That's news to me!
So this is a test run. like a test pilot, pilot episode. Just to see if I got it in me.
I never realized how much my emotions defined me before. As a performer, most of my stage presence comes from anger which explains why I bombed at Java Monkey a couple weeks ago. I dont care what anybody says, I did not do well at that show!
I like so many others, forsook feeling due to a broken heart,but I am starting to think that its not worth it. Maybe emotions have a purpose. maybe they have meaning.
So I am now on a mission to get my feelings back.
Maybe if you give my pilot,pilot a bad review I'll be pissed enough to write a real rant ? Try it out and see. You might help me catapault back to my old mean and viscious self again. Maybe then I'll be happy.
....TheGift
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