Drake says "Take That D!"

Delayed Rant# 1. Broken PeePee

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So the premise for this rant happened a couple weeks ago. Lets see if I can get the anger back.
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So some of you may have seen Drake's debut single's Music video, "Best I ever had".
Some of you may already know how I feel about the Music video in question and these feelings invole plenty breast jokes. Lemme rewrite the song real quick:

"Shawty you got everythang, Up top is all I ever wanted//
Yo titties is real big, and yo tight ass shirt can flaunt it//"
___Drake "Breast I ever had."


That about sums it up, However there was one line that had me ROLLINg!
During half time at this basketball game, Coach Draketells the team to
"Take that D! You take that D like the champions you are!"

Really Drake? A transparent sex reference with no sound track? Too funny!

Which brings me to why I'm ticked. After reading a Facebook status and doing a lil
Google research I have rewritten that classic line as well:

"Break that D! You break that D like the champions you are!"

Yes. The D can Break.
Apparently there is a horrible medical affliction of the phallus known as "Broken Penis" Syndrome where The Dick can just.. Break! Just like that! snap! Broken Dick. WHAAAAAAATTTT????



WTF man?

I looked it up! Apparently over 1,000 american men suffer from Broken Dick every year! Who knew it could break??? Shouldn't there be an owners manual? Nobody ever told me Id have to
Worry about it breaking! This is just another reason to be celibate.

I was already worried about several things. Getting kicked in the nads, somegirl who doesnt know the meaning "giving a (gentle)helping hand", Chicks who bite, STD's and other random stuff but now it can break? I do NOT appreciate this crap!

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Dammit I lost the thread of this rant! you get the point right? This that Bullshit!
Ok Imma go and see what else the world holds in store for the angry Broken Poet.

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