WARNING: IF YOU ARE OFFENDED BY THE WORD "PENIS" OR ANY OF IT's SLANG SYNONYMS...... YOU SHOULD GROW UP BEFORE READING THIS!
Leave Brett Favre’s Penis alone. Seriously. Brett’s weenis has done nothing to you besides sit shotgun through one of the most amazing careers in the history of, Ever. Brett Favre’s Penis is like an observer to a continous rewriting of the history of football as we know it.
Who was there accepting MVP for 3 years in a row? Were you? Probably not. You know who was? Brett Favre’s Ding-dong. Who was there for that Amazing super bowl win? Brett’s Snowzer. That’s who. Who was there Monday night when Brett completed his 500th career pass???? WHO? BRETT FAVRE’S PENIS WAS THERE! Getting no credit! Whatsoever.
So what if his dinga ling wanted a little shine huh? So what if His thing thing wanted some action from the media? He probably wanted an interview from that reporter! Brett Favre’s penis could have been trying to so sign this uppity b*tches autograph and she up and leaks his confidential photos to the internet. FOR SHAME! How dare she!
I think before we pass judgment on Mr. Favre OR his Penis, we should remember that Sexting is not illegal and is quite popular now and it is well expected of any American to do things that are popular. Like “Coming out” or buying silly Bands. So let’s do a little less judging and a little more sexting!
Cheers.
…..TheGift
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